Innaugural Post: Love from Grandpa

It wouldn't be a holiday visit without some quality quotes from my 81-year-old grandfather:

"Well, JE-SUS CHRIST. That better not be real." - referring to Steve Carell's member during the opening scene of The 40-Year Old Virgin

"Of course gasoline spoils!" - to my grandmother, during a heated battle that started over whether gas was $2.49 or $2.51 per gallon near their house

"He's dumb as rocks but SHE is one smart BITCH." - on George W. Bush and Condoleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzza Rice

"I told your grandmother you get your identity stolen when you use eBay, but SHE went and used it anyway."

And the quote that (partially) inspired the blog name - a reaction to my new favorite shirt:

"What the HELL is 'more cowbell' supposed to mean?"