I'm improving!

I almost told a woman off in the deli today, but instead, I took the high road. I left the deli completely unsatisfied, but oh well. Here is how it actually went:

Deli Guy: Can I help you?
Me: French toast, please.
Woman Ahead of Me: You know, I was in line ahead of you.
Me: He asked what you wanted and you didn't respond, so he moved on to me.
Woman: ::::eyes roll::::

Here's how I wish it went:

Woman Ahead of Me: You know, I was in line ahead of you.
Me: Yeah, well he asked what you wanted and you didn't respond. The rest of the world isn't going to wait for you to finish your call about your kid's Halloween costume to order breakfast. Get over it.