Wednesday, October 18, 2006

God bless middle and high school teachers...

...for dealing with teenagers every day...

Me: ::::Half-Turn of Disgust™::::
Teenage Waste of Space: What's your problem?
Me: Um, the entire train car is practically empty yet you and your vapid little friend here feel the need to stand right on top of me.
TWoS: Nobody talks to me like that!
Me: If you recall, I only responded to you. Maybe you should use your parents' money to get yourself an attitude adjustment instead of the latest atrocity from The Pussycat Dolls.
TWoS's Friend: That's my friend you're talking to!
Me: Thanks for the update. Now that that's cleared up, I suggest you both keep your mouths shut before I shred you.

...because as you can see, I can't deal with them. Especially at 8:30 AM.

2 Comments:

Blogger NatAttack said...

Hahaha. And I'm sure YOU were never a bratty teenager huh? :)

Actually, I agree. Not a fan of the adolescents...

1:27 PM  
Blogger Jay-Z said...

Believe me, she had it coming.

Teens in Park Slope are a new breed. They could decimate the Laguna Beach kids in their sleep.

3:18 PM  

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