Rocking My World A Thousand Different Ways

Now before you people make fun of me for capitalizing an indefinite article, capitalizing "a" was purely intentional! As a pun!


This is, by far, the worst album I've ever heard. I don't care what he says, no self-respecting heterosexual male would remake ANY Celine Dion song. For your entertainment, here's the tracklist:

1. Right Here Waiting
2. Lonely No More
3. Without You
4. Every Time You Go Away
5. Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
6. When I See You Smile
7. A Thousand Days
8. Everything I Do (I Do It For You)
9. Because You Loved Me Gag me!
10. I Want to Know What Love Is
11. These Open Arms
12. Here You Come Again
13. Everything I Have
14. Broken Wings

I don't see how this album could possibly have been made for anyone other than Claymates (aka, 300 lb. women with 16 cats) who have been waiting in line to buy this at Wal-Mart since June.

Now, if you want to make fun of me for stringing all those prepositions together, BE MY GUEST.