Effin' tourists!

Tourists and their stupid cameras should really have to stay on double-decker buses south of Broadway. Like people on Wall St. have time for this shit:

Tourist: Excuse me, how do I get to 9/11?
Me: You mean the World Trade Center? (in an uncharacteristically nice voice, I swear I wasn't baiting her)
Tourist: No, I mean 9/11.
Me: Hop in a time machine and head back about 5 years.
Tourist: :::dumbfounded stare:::
Me: If you want to see the World Trade Center site – the site that was attacked on September 11, 2001 – it's 3 blocks up that way.