The Voice... The Hits... The Vomit!

I ought to sue Ticketmaster for harassment over this!



This is the third or fourth email about this stupid Adventures of Fifi Tour Ticketmaster has sent me. I'd rather kill myself than be in arena with this woman and 1,000 of her idiot teen and 'tween fans. I don't know who she blew to make this comeback happen, but I have to believe there's a special spot in the hottest corner of Hell carved out just for him.

I hate this hack with the blazing ferocity of million venereal diseases. The bitch can't even walk her dog without posing for a picture. To think how many camera lenses this beast must have broken over the years. And get some clothes that fit, tramp. She's not as big as she was (did she lose the weight by picking up her own water bottles instead of employing someone to hold her straw), but she's also NO size 2. Cope, deal and adjust, whore.