Effin' football!

Every fucking week I turn on CBS on Sunday at 8 to watch The Amazing Race, and every fucking week all I see is Leslie Stahl (whose interviews only get interesting if she starts to squirm because she forgot to put on her Depends) or Andy Rooney (whose rants about how he didn't have KFC as a kid and his mother made fried chicken at home are never interesting).

Why do I see these people? BECAUSE THE FOOTBALL GAME HAS GONE OVER. AGAIN. And apparently, they can't cut off the sports commentators to get the schedule back on time. So my shows don't come on on time because:

1. Apparently this shit can't be aired on ESPN, who knows why.
2. John Madden needs to spout off nonsense like "Well, the Redskins won today 'cause they put the most points on the board!"

Fuck you, NFL.

And you know what, now that the Race is on, I'm getting really sick and tired of the pretty boys talking about their addiction. We get it. I know it sounds really unsympathetic, but I seriously just can't take it any more. These two are like a broken fucking record.